Soon

The gestation of this baby has been too long.

Words were had with sea bass.

A new approach to this whole thing.

Soon.

Sorry

Holy hell, it's December already, my last post was in September. I'm really sorry that I haven't been updating this shit hole recently. But I'm more sorry about... I'm sorry I wasted 2 hours of my life watching this.
I'm sorry, but I'll ALWAYS love pizza more than you.

I'm sorry my dog put his balls on your iPhone.

I'm sorry for the fashion industry in general for the atrocity that is those jeans. Seriously, a family of midgets could sleep in them.

I'm sorry ma'am, but YOU do need pants to fly.

I'm sorry, but I really didn't like the "Honey I shrank" franchise. Namely because the proportions were all skew if, wasn't there an ant bigger than a piece of lego at one point?

I'm sorry for treating you like a potato?

I'm sorry, but I'm going to be late for the school formal, my ride took a detour when I whipped out my sewing machine.

I'm sorry, but you'll never be more awesome than this picture.

I'm sorry for laughing at the crippled.

I'm sorry for everyone I've photobombed in my life.

I'm sorry, what was that you said, I was too busy being awesome to notice you.

I'm sorry for my store's inappropriate name.

And as we head into the christmas party season, I apologise to everyone in advance that I know for anything I do, or do not do.

Happy friday.

Go fuck yourselves.

Eyes On The Prize

Laying living breathing drums.... realising perhaps voices are broken or never actually worked.... finding said voices.... deep in a well.... then taking it all back to the ground and rebuilding it.... like Ishmael would.

Eyes on the Prize. Duke.

Peppercorn Debut EP

I am playing lead guitar in a band called Peppercorn. They are rad. They are two of my best mates of all time, Matt and Matt, who also dabble in Sweet Amphetamines when I pester them to.

The band have just put their debut EP up on bandcamp for free! It's called Wasted Summer and totally rips.

Check out the goodness here.

Studio

After years of waiting and planning and working his arse off, Ross has got himself a studio.

Good times and good tunes will flow again.

Congratulations Ross.

Juche

Here it is, months of procrastination, frustration and chopping has lead to this, a beat tape which we deem unworthy of fucking up any further. Enjoy Juche.

Click the here to download

Demonstrata

New sounds. Laying guitars. If we pull this off we're re-writing the rule book, or at least adding another chapter. J Dilla Blues Explosion.