Sorry

Holy hell, it's December already, my last post was in September. I'm really sorry that I haven't been updating this shit hole recently. But I'm more sorry about... I'm sorry I wasted 2 hours of my life watching this.
I'm sorry, but I'll ALWAYS love pizza more than you.

I'm sorry my dog put his balls on your iPhone.

I'm sorry for the fashion industry in general for the atrocity that is those jeans. Seriously, a family of midgets could sleep in them.

I'm sorry ma'am, but YOU do need pants to fly.

I'm sorry, but I really didn't like the "Honey I shrank" franchise. Namely because the proportions were all skew if, wasn't there an ant bigger than a piece of lego at one point?

I'm sorry for treating you like a potato?

I'm sorry, but I'm going to be late for the school formal, my ride took a detour when I whipped out my sewing machine.

I'm sorry, but you'll never be more awesome than this picture.

I'm sorry for laughing at the crippled.

I'm sorry for everyone I've photobombed in my life.

I'm sorry, what was that you said, I was too busy being awesome to notice you.

I'm sorry for my store's inappropriate name.

And as we head into the christmas party season, I apologise to everyone in advance that I know for anything I do, or do not do.

Happy friday.

Go fuck yourselves.